| Posted in funny, Jokes, Philippines, Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes | Posted on 5/15/2010 08:51:00 PM
These are the Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes that are Circulating the Social Networking Sites. I'm planning to make a compilation of these funny stuffs. Readers may contribute their own Jokes at the comment and if I like it I may give out some free stuffs to a lucky contributor.
Sinigang. Sinigang! Sandal ka lang. At wag mong pipigilan...
Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne you forever. Deep inside my heart it's you forever.
Para Mamang Taxi. I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, Para, mamang taxi.
Solusyon. Solusyon, sa Visayas, at sa Mindanao! Sa bawat sulok ng mundo, na may Pilipino...
Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato. New York.... kangkong, kangkong, Greenwich, tomato. There's nothing you can't do... Now you're in New York!
Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Doo doo doo. Just dance.
BDO. Watch me on your BDO Phone. BDO phone.
Agatha. Agatha feeling, woooo woooo that's tonight's gonna be a good night.
I'm a Friend. I'm a friend to fly. And I don't know why.
Little Manuel. I'm not crazy, I'm just a Little Manuel. I know right now you can't tell.
Tuna Pie. Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall. For a chance to be with you I'd rather risk it all. Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may!
MoA. Girl you know MOAAA, girl you know MOAAAA. (Birthday Sex)
Cheesy Palaman sa Tasty. Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face. Cheesy palaman sa tasty.
I-autoload mo ako. How much? Magkano? Nothing's gonna change my love for you, i-autoload mo ako, how much? Magkano?
Soon to update this list. Go ahead and submit your knock knock jokes at the comments box and get a chance to win freebies!
Sinigang. Sinigang! Sandal ka lang. At wag mong pipigilan...
Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne you forever. Deep inside my heart it's you forever.
Para Mamang Taxi. I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, Para, mamang taxi.
Solusyon. Solusyon, sa Visayas, at sa Mindanao! Sa bawat sulok ng mundo, na may Pilipino...
Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato. New York.... kangkong, kangkong, Greenwich, tomato. There's nothing you can't do... Now you're in New York!
Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Doo doo doo. Just dance.
BDO. Watch me on your BDO Phone. BDO phone.
Agatha. Agatha feeling, woooo woooo that's tonight's gonna be a good night.
I'm a Friend. I'm a friend to fly. And I don't know why.
Little Manuel. I'm not crazy, I'm just a Little Manuel. I know right now you can't tell.
Tuna Pie. Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall. For a chance to be with you I'd rather risk it all. Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may!
MoA. Girl you know MOAAA, girl you know MOAAAA. (Birthday Sex)
Cheesy Palaman sa Tasty. Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face. Cheesy palaman sa tasty.
I-autoload mo ako. How much? Magkano? Nothing's gonna change my love for you, i-autoload mo ako, how much? Magkano?
Soon to update this list. Go ahead and submit your knock knock jokes at the comments box and get a chance to win freebies!
Juan: Knock Knock!
Pedro: Who's there?
Juan: PERSUADING
Pedro: Persuading who?
Juan: Pare, I'm getting married next week. Can I invite you to my "PERSUADING"
=)
Juan: Knock Knock!
Pedro: Who's there?
Juan: DEVASTATION
Pedro: Devastation who?
Juan: I'm sure you won't get lost going to my wedding. You just ride the bus from "DEVASTATION"
=)
Keep those knock knock jokes coming and please include your name and/or email address.